About us
Our Committee
ChairBugrit (or 'King') - Tim Jeffries: Tim is gentle caring and everything a society leader should be. That includes being overly ruthless, power-mad and innately huggable.
SecreSyphilis - Charly Knight: Titled as such for no readily apparent reason, she decided she quite liked Syphilis after all, so the name stuck. In her spare time she does what the ChairBugrit says and will defend his honor to the death.
Embezzler-in-Chief - Natalie Brown: Champion of Inflatable Death 2007 and ready to defend her title no matter what. This is one fierce mix you really wouldn't want to mess with on a dark night
ToastMaster General - Mark Bradley: Also (slightly inaccurately) know as York's Most Eligible Gay Bachelor, over the course of last year he went from looking like Harry Potter to Severus Snape. Beware his wand
Shape Rep - Lauren Gore: Having been elected on the back of promises to defend humanity from robots no matter what the cost (apparently attack is imminent), she has since shown no effort whatsoever, but has provided us with some rather interesting shapes.
Sandwich Rep - Richard 'Bum Bum' Coates: A self-professed CompSci geek, this beast of a man can make the best sandwiches on campus and he's up against some pretty strong competiton. Occasionally (and rather rudely) he spends time editing the website.
Postage and Packaging - Hann Bunn: If you need a T-shirt in record time, this is the lady to go to. fast-paced and ultra-efficient, she can answer any clothing-related query (except for ones about buttons - you should go to Natalie for that).
Non-monkey - Grace Copley: Fitting her post, she is indeed not a monkey, and calling her one will result in her becoming rather irate. Also to be avoided are discussions about waffles, alarm clocks and coconuts in curry. (Really. Don't even try asking.)
Sacrificial First Year Bitch - Chris Draper: We like abusing him and he secretly likes it too. Do as you will (but be warned he does bite and he makes it hurt).
Sacrificial First Year Scum - Chris White: Scum. Nuff said. We keep him here to make sure he doesn't do anything naughty, like stealing ideas from us for his QI Society. Except we failed.
Top Eight Reasons to Join
1: You want help with your efforts to beat the credit crunch
2: You enjoy being violent with inflatable creatures
3: You've always wanted to walk into a McDonald's being vastly overdressed
4: You think this sort of stuff is worth reading
5: You want to overthrowcapitalist society and start a New World Order*
6: You secretly harbour the desire to be five years old again
7: You wish you could go out dressed as Satan but still feel normal
8: You'd like to be able to admit all of the above and not get judged**
*Please not we can't actually help you with this for legal reasons, but it's suprising how many of our members would agree with you
** Seriously. We've actually seen and heard far worse, but apparently there's a university Health & Safety officer is walking around