Top 8 Reasons to Join!

  1. You want help with your efforts to beat the credit crunch.
  2. You enjoy being violent with inflatable creatures.
  3. You've always wanted to walk into a McDonald's being vastly overdressed.
  4. You think this sort of stuff is worth reading.
  5. You want to overthrowcapitalist society and start a New World Order.*
  6. You secretly harbour the desire to be five years old again.
  7. You wish you could go out dressed as Satan but still feel normal.
  8. You'd like to be able to admit all of the above and not get judged.**

*Please not we can't actually help you with this for legal reasons, but it's suprising how many of our members would agree with you.
** Seriously. We've actually seen and heard far worse, but apparently there's a university Health & Safety officer is walking around.