Group photo
Hey look, Lizzy's over there playing with a camera behind you
Is the begowned one a statue in the corner?
One plate or two, sir?
Talk amongst yourselves; pay no attention to the camera
My! What a big hooter you have!
And what do you think you're photographing? My name's Mrs Travis don't you know
Quick, smile, dear
Who put me on this table with all the strange people
Great, super, smashin'
Hee he
If a photographer photographs a photographer photographing a photographer, what will the photograph come out like?
And with my third arm I shall point over here. Hey, who stole my hand?
Distinguished fellows always scratch their nose with the forefinger of their left hand, don't you know
Where's the ball gone?
Goal!
My name's David IV, of Red Dragon Eye fame
I'm sober, honest guv
Mine bends downwards when I blow it
If I hug this plant for long enough, will it turn into a tree
Yes, and I'm sober too
In the absence of kazooity (that's a word isn't it), Tom falls asleep
The broken glass
I've woken up now. Why are you still there
Hey diddle eedoo. I've got a kazoo
The dambusters fly in to the sound of the kazoo