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Justin Feinstein.
Your Behavior Will Be Monitored.
Tachyon. 2026

Megacorp UniView is almost ready to cement their reputation as “the most trusted name in AI.” After pioneering AI bots for self-driving, they are barreling toward an audacious new launch. If they can pull it off in time.

Noah is a down-and-out copywriter reeling from a midlife crisis; he isn't the typical hire for a groundbreaking tech company with a morally-questionable CEO. But Lex, UniView’s Head of HR and one of their greatest successes, makes no mistakes—her algorithm ensures it.

UniView's latest venture—an AI named Quinn—needs expert training. Noah needs to teach Quinn—who is a much better student than he ever could have hoped for—the finer points of consumer motivation and the art of writing a catchy tagline. But while corporate competitors are forcing UniView to accelerate their timeline to market, Quinn is learning a bit too quickly.

Told through questionably obtained company emails, chats, TED Talks, AI trainings, and more, Your Behavior Will Be Monitored is a hilarious satire of the AI-driven future we deserve.