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[[Let's Begin|Zonk The Gnu]]
[[Roll A Dice]]<div class="fiftypercent">[img[$path + "gnu.png"]]</div>
I thought I was a gnu from a 1970s nature documentary narrated by David Attenborough in the 1970s.
I would see them, crossing a river with their arse in the jaws of a crocodile or lion or with their guts being eaten by hyenas still trying to carry on, still getting up and fighting back.
The gnu became my spirit animal. Ugly, ungainly, unprobable somehow and totally unstoppable.
[[Piss Jugs]]
[[GnuVideo]]
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Each day they would write your name on your piss jug. Four or five jugs would stand on a shelf in the loo.
I had to write over the measuring part of the side of the jug because all of a sudden my eyesight had gone. I'd find myself holding a jug of piss up to the dim strip light, like some weird ritual trying to read the amount.
I was struck how from the top, the shape the jug made was a fish. A gold fish of sorts.
And each time you went to the loo you would write down how many millilitres you had passed. It got so that I could tell before I'd done a wee, how many milliliters it was. It was often around the 250ml, or maybe 400ml mark.
One day, Barrie pissed ''a sixer'' (600ml), twice. As he celebrated, or rather boasted about this, shuffling back to his bed, the theme to Dambusters came on the radio.!Activities
This page shows how, using TwineScript, pages with tags can be automatically listed.
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<<for $i to 0; $i lt $list.length; ++$i>>
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<<set $moviePath to $path+"movies/0.mp4">>
$moviePath
<video src="<<$moviePath>>" width="640" height="480">
</video>
<video width="640" height="420" controls src="$moviePath">
</video><<set $var to either("a", "b", "c")>>\
<<if $var is "a">>\
You rolled $var \
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You got a $var\
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Oh dear, only a $var\
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!$var