Tablespoons

Robert McNally generated this poem by entering Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky" , from Through The Looking Glass, into an Apple Newton. Nonsense words in the original were each written three times to get the most consistent match .


Teas Willis, and the sticky tours 
Did gym and Gibbs in the wake. 
All mimes were the borrowers, 
And the moderate Belgrade.

"Beware the tablespoon my son, 
The teeth that bite, the Claus that catch. 
Beware the Subjects bird, and shred 
The serious Bandwidth!"

He took his Verbal sword in hand: 
Long time the monitors fog he sought, 
So rested he by the Tumbled tree, 
And stood a while in thought.

And as in selfish thought he stood, 
The tablespoon, with eyes of Flame, 
Came stifling through the trigger wood, 
And troubled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and though, 
The Verbal blade went thicker shade. 
He left it dead, and with its head, 
He went gambling back.

"And host Thai slash the tablespoon? 
Come to my arms my bearish boy. 
Oh various day! Cartoon! Cathay!" 
He charted in his joy.

Teas Willis, and the sticky tours 
Did gym and Gibbs in the wake. 
All mimes were the borrowers, 
And the moderate Belgrade.

Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky , as "recognised" by the Apple Newton.
© 1993 Robert McNally. Permission is granted to reproduce this if the copyright remains intact.