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Much of this can be found elsewhere on the Web. But I like it so much I'm ensuring I never lose track of it! (Original attribution given, where known.)

• 1994's Most Bizarre Suicide -- Don Harper Mills
• 24 interesting things that you learn about computers in the movies...
• Advertising Space
• Aircraft customer survey
• All purpose disclaimer
• Australian virtual reality kanga-rues the day -- On the dangers of reusing code...
• The Breakfast Food Cooker -- Do-While Jones
• Cartoon Laws of Physics -- Trevor Paquette, Justin D. Baldwin, et al.
• College application essay -- Hugh Gallagher
• The Common Business-Oriented Goldilocks -- Philip Stanley
• Creators admit Unix, C hoax -- Bernard L. Hayes
• Dear Mr Architect
• DEC Answers Leap Year Complaint
• Hacker test --- Nerd test
• Haiku error messages
• Heaven v. Hell
• If cars were like computers
• Impure Mathematics (The Adventures of Polly Nomial) -- Richard A. Gibbs
• Independence Day Virus -- CERT(sm) Advisory CA-96.13
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• Klingon Programmer
• Lightbulbs -- Known Space lightbulbs
• Literature Abuse: America's hidden affliction -- Michael McGrorty
• Metriculation
• Open letter to Dr Laura -- J. Kent Ashcraft
• Pachydermic Personnel Prediction -- Peter C. Olsen
• A Prayer for the Stressed
• The Qualifying Examination -- Richard Roth
• Railroad Gauge
• Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL -- Ed Post
• Saturday Morning Shakespeare -- Michael S. Schiffer
• Stroustrup C++ 'interview'
• Tablespoons -- Jabberwocky
• Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
• Unix Shell Tricks
• Upgrade woes / sheep farm
• What if XXX made toasters?
• Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
• You Shoot Yourself In the Foot

Miscellany

• Half a Glass
• Engineer, Scientist, Mathematician
• Z Limericks

And stuff on other sites...

• Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction
• Pentium HAL
• The Story of Mel