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TTTO: If I Had A Hammer
If I were a spammer
I'd clammor in the Newsgroups
I'd yammer in your e-mail,
Incessantly
I'd spam about
Green Cards
I'd spam about
Phone Sex
I'd spam about
Vet Bills For My Little Kitty "Lucky"
'Cause I'd want more - money for me
If I were a zealot
I'd yell it to the Usenet
I'd sell it in my Web page,
Persistantly
I'd tell ya' 'bout
Thetans
I'd tell ya' 'bout
Aryans
I'd tell ya' 'bout
How I Hate The Heathans And The Perverts
'Cause I'd wnat more - power for me
Well I'm not a spammer
And I'm no zealot
But I'll defend them,
Reluctantly
If my choice is
Those Guys
Or Exon's
"Decency"
I'm stickin' with the
Net That Has The Spammers And The Zealots
'Cause I want more - freedom for me